Bad TV is
sometimes the best TV, and no one does bad TV better than TLC – or is that
A&E?
TLC, the
diluted version of its alter ego The Learning Channel, has made a name for
itself by broadcasting shows that do anything but teach ever since the success
of Jon and Kate Plus 8.
TLC was
founded by the Department of Health, Education and Welfare (seriously). Now
it’s known for outrageous shows about toddlers chugging go-go juice and
flashing flesh (that would be Toddlers and Tiaras). While A&E didn’t have
as noble a beginning, the channel has its own share of cringe-worthy TV. In the
battle of bad TV, who comes out the victor?
Round 1: Hoarding: Buried Alive vs. Hoarders
Which aired first? A&E’s Hoarders aired in
2009, along with the dirty laundry of families profiled in nine episodes. TLC’s
version hit small screens a year later.
What’s the
difference? Not much. Each episode runs the same amount of time and goes
in-depth into some crazy-scary pack rats –occasionally with real rats and other
lovely creatures. Hoarders on both channels get the help of professional
organizers/therapists.
Which is the best
bad TV show? Let’s give this one to Hoarders – A&E got the jump
on what became a national obsession. It may be hard to watch, but it’s better
than getting buried alive.
Round 2: Addicted vs. Intervention
Which aired first? Addicted premiered in 2010 on
TLC, but Intervention has had a home at A&E for 13 seasons. It’s an A&E
staple.
What’s the
difference? Intervention is a 40-minute build-up to an actual intervention
led by the friends and family of a substance abuser, chronicled in each A&E
episode. Addicted is less reality show and more documentary, showing the
struggles of addiction.
Which is the best
bad TV show? This one also goes to A&E – mostly because seniority rules
and any guilty pleasure that can stand the test of time deserves a W.
Round 3: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo vs. Duck Dynasty
Which aired first? Duck Dynasty has steadily drawn
in viewers (in the millions, believe it or not) of all interests since it made
its way out of the bayou and onto A&E in early 2012. Honey Boo Boo and her
Georgia clan introduced themselves to America just a few months later on TLC.
What’s the
difference? Both chronicle the values of Southern ways of life – on TLC,
through the eyes of a 6-year-old beauty pageant regular, and on A&E through
the lives of Louisiana royalty, the duck-call designing Robertsons.
Which is the best
bad TV show? Duck Dynasty is clearly the better show – Uncle Si’s one
liners alone are enough to spark at least three under-developed spin offs,
Jack. But, it seems wrong to call Duck Dynasty bad TV – even with the obvious
scripted plots. Honey Boo Boo takes this one.
Even though A&E might have won the majority of the
battles, let’s be honest. TLC was founded by the Department of Health,
Education and Welfare, along with NASA, and now it airs shows like My Big Fat
American Gypsy Wedding and America’s Worst Tattoos (both of which, in TLC
tradition, are inspired by similar shows on other networks).
Congratulations TLC, you’re the network we love to hate
the most.
